| Sithspotting Ewan MacGregor's opening speech in the new Star Wars (Apparently) |
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Choose the force. Choose a side, Choose a jedi knight. Choose a teacher, choose a fucking big death star, choose star destroyers, blasters, tie-fighters and a light sabre. Choose a black suit, black helmet and boots. Choose a loan from Jabba the Hut. Choose a philosophy. Choose an Emperor. Choose a planet with matching moon. Choose a three planet system in the Dromoda system and fucking enslave them. Choose the Rebels and wondering who the fuck you are, kneeling by the Emperor on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting next to that Emperor, watching whole planets being enslaved in mind-controlling, force-crushing battles, stuffing fucking replacement parts into your body. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable death star, nothing more than a dictator to the selfish, evil fucked up brats who fight for you. Choose a future. Choose the Force. I chose not to choose the Force. I chose something else - I chose the Dark Side. |
| So now you know :) |